If you’re caught being the old maid, you lose. Not just in cards, but in the game of life.
Read MoreValentine’s Day is the perfect time to acknowledge your partner’s ridiculousness and how empty your life would be without it.
Read MoreWho waxes poetic about a bathroom?
Read MoreI am filled with such melancholy this Christmas season, and I know a tree will be just the remedy.
Read MoreI have a long hapless history with turkeys. I've dated quite a few.
Read MoreIn the waiting room, I sit amongst women. Beautiful women. Old and young, all clothed in blue.
Read MoreAnd it’s awkward. Oh, so awkward when people act like death is over.
Read MoreTo anyone who continues to use any excuse, I’m left with only one question. What would love do?
Read MoreAs much as I love my friends, on National Best Friend Day I probably won’t buy them a card that reads, “I’m glad our friendship is tighter than our jeans.”
Read MoreI am a human being conditioned to want extra. I’m hooked on it. I mean, extra must be better than no extra, right?
Read MoreOnce you notice it, it’s obvious the different messages we’re being sold - if you’re a boy, get out there and make things happen and if you’re a girl, smile and be happy. Oh yeah, and don’t forget to be kind.
Read MoreI blame the freezer. It’s provoked cold shoulders, frosty conversations, and icy stares. It’s a cold war, baby.
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